Stock Investor's Mathematics

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11 years 11 months ago #12528 by observer2
STOCK INVESTOR’S MATHEMATICS
Smart Investor + Smart Stock (Management) = Wealth {Buy Low Sell High]
Smart Investor + Dumb Stock (Management) = Hope & Despair [Buy Low Sell Lower]
Dumb Investor + Smart Stock (Management) = Greed & Fear [Buy High Sell Low]
Dumb Investor + Dumb Stock (Management) = Bankruptcy [Buy to see lower low until coma]

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11 years 9 months ago #13161 by observer2
Replied by observer2 on topic Good For A Laugh
Below is a sequel to Stock Investors Mathematics. It is -
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy loh !

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11 years 9 months ago #13258 by relaxing
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with it? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said ‘You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
As you may have guessed, Chuck works for a large investment bank.
 

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